The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Button!

Where did it go?
Who stole his button?
Why is the case curious?
Will his parents be furious?
And what of Benjamin’s mutton?
Whose going to get all curious case about that’un?
Maybe his button is mutton?
Manufactured by Vuitton?
Is Benjamin a glutton?
A glutton from Sutton?
A glutton for Vuitton mutton buttons from Sutton?
If so, he probably ate his button.
He probably thought it was a muffon
Because when he was little, his couson
Told him all buttons was muffons.
His parents will probably whack him his butt on.
What a D BAG!